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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:51 pm    Post subject: Dennis Miller simplifies the Middle east situation... Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. Although he is not Jewish, he recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
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'A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.

Here we go:

The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that:
There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,' 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no'Palestinians.'

As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the 'Palestinians,' weeping for their deep bond with their lost 'land' and 'nation.'

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ' Palestinian' any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone Points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are:
'Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.' I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then:

'Adjacent Jew-Haters.' Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They could've had their own country. Any time in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at Camp David. But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.

That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want:
Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course --that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.

Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or 'The Zionist Entity' as their Textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab Countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way,thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five Million Jews.

Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals..

Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive very Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the Numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of Innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Dennis Miller simplifies the Middle east situation... Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Nannette wrote:
For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. Although he is not Jewish, he recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
---------
'A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.

Here we go:

The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that:
There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,' 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no'Palestinians.'

As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the 'Palestinians,' weeping for their deep bond with their lost 'land' and 'nation.'

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ' Palestinian' any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone Points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are:
'Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.' I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then:

'Adjacent Jew-Haters.' Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They could've had their own country. Any time in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at Camp David. But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.

That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want:
Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course --that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.

Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or 'The Zionist Entity' as their Textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab Countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way,thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five Million Jews.

Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals..

Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive very Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the Numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of Innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.


Been there / said that. I have repeated the info over and over and over.

The Palestinians were invented and came to life when Yassar Alpha Rat
collected criminals from all of the Arab nations and headed for Israel.
His rabble was kicked out of every Arab speaking nation and the Israelis
let them in. They broke 22 agreements with Jordan, they got run out of
the country, the went to Beruit and got blown up there, and they found a
home with the Israelis. Now they call themselves Palestinians and claim a
right to land which was never theirs.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:03 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

But Dennis Miller has again put the truth in writing in a notable magazine...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:04 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Nannette wrote:
But Dennis Miller has again put the truth in writing in a notable magazine...


The people who need to read it won't.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:30 pm    Post subject: The King of Santa Monica Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I remember Dennis on "Saturday Nite Live. When he showed up on FOX I was suspect. I knew for certain that the progressives had absolute kontrol over the venues and content of SNL. I at first tho't that Miller was added to foster that famous FOX "fair and balanced" stuff. Then when I actually started hearing what Miller had to say... I loved it. This guy is a gem. He is the big nasty thumb in the eyes of the "liberal/progressives".

Right ON, Miller. Yes!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:10 am    Post subject: Re: The King of Santa Monica Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

samovar wrote:
I remember Dennis on "Saturday Nite Live. When he showed up on FOX I was suspect. I knew for certain that the progressives had absolute kontrol over the venues and content of SNL. I at first tho't that Miller was added to foster that famous FOX "fair and balanced" stuff. Then when I actually started hearing what Miller had to say... I loved it. This guy is a gem. He is the big nasty thumb in the eyes of the "liberal/progressives".

Right ON, Miller. Yes!


I'm sure that Dennis Miller is not on Obama's Christmas Card list.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:22 am    Post subject: Godless misFuk Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I sincerely doubt if obama and his lovely chongita even celebrate EXmas. Ramadan? Absolutely. Quanza? For the sake of his radical homeys, yup. But Christmas? You gotta' be kidding.
That's as far fetched as a Jimi Hendrix does Christmas songs special, ... Live at the Fillmore... How do I know? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:24 am    Post subject: Re: Godless misFuk Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

samovar wrote:
I sincerely doubt if obama and his lovely chongita even celebrate EXmas. Ramadan? Absolutely. Quanza? For the sake of his radical homeys, yup. But Christmas? You gotta' be kidding.
That's as far fetched as a Jimi Hendrix does Christmas songs special, Live at the Fillmore... How do I know? Laughing


Obama's Christmas cards come with a donation envelope. He learned it from Rev. Wright.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:26 am    Post subject: Re: Godless misFuk Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Yochanan wrote:
Obama's Christmas cards come with a donation envelope. He learned it from Rev. Jeremiah Wright.


Along with a question like "by the way how's your family...?"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:32 am    Post subject: Re: Godless misFuk Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

samovar wrote:
Along with a question like "by the way how's your family...?"

Isn't that how the mafia talk?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:05 am    Post subject: Re: Godless misFuk Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Jim wrote:
samovar wrote:
Along with a question like "by the way how's your family...?"

Isn't that how the mafia talk?


The Mafia says, "Fung-Goo on your mutha's eyes."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: The King of Santa Monica Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

samovar wrote:
I remember Dennis on "Saturday Nite Live. When he showed up on FOX I was suspect. I knew for certain that the progressives had absolute kontrol over the venues and content of SNL. I at first tho't that Miller was added to foster that famous FOX "fair and balanced" stuff. Then when I actually started hearing what Miller had to say... I loved it. This guy is a gem. He is the big nasty thumb in the eyes of the "liberal/progressives".

Right ON, Miller. Yes!

A couple of years ago they tried to gag him!
But I think he's marvelous!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: The King of Santa Monica Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Nannette wrote:
A couple of years ago they tried to gag him! But I think he's marvelous!

I gagged on Miller once too. It was maaaahvelous! Miller time!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:22 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

We need so many more like him!
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We do indeed.
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